澳洲英语是个大写的逗比 全世界都拿它没办法

我们知道澳大利亚真的是个出奇葩的王国，圣诞老人穿大裤衩冲浪、鳄鱼在别墅后院晒太阳，蜘蛛大得像异性，袋鼠悠哉悠哉跑高速……嗯，今天我们来扒一扒最土的澳洲土澳有哪些吧！这次还找来世界各国网民大猜想，但几乎没有几个能摸到门的！好吧，奇葩的澳洲大农村这回你又赢啦！

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第一轮全民大猜想：PASH

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Sarah (Canada): Weed.
杂草？
Maggy (UK): Short for pashmina: “BRB gotta wrap my pash around me.”
短小的羊绒披肩？
Juliana (Brazil): Its like someone is getting into this huge fight. “Don’t go there, it’s a pash!”
一个激烈的互撕战场？
Jarett (US): This is when you don’t want to do something but also have an overbite, so it’s like:
Guy 1: “Hey Jarett, do you want to go to a clown museum?”
Me: “Pash.”
你不想做某事但碍于各种原因还是不情愿地要做？
Actual meaning: To kiss passionately, e.g., “Jordan and Mands drank too much goon and pashed in front of everyone last night！”
正确答案：是激情地亲亲啦！例句：Jordan 和 Mands昨晚喝大了之后在所有人面前打啵虐狗耶！

第二轮全民大猜想：DUNNY

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Sarah (Canada): A tiny, tiny hat.
一种很小很小的帽子？
Maggy (UK): Like a hilarious joke: “Man he dropped a dunny just now.”
一种搞笑的说法，比如一个男的刚刚摔了个狗吃屎？
Juliana (Brazil): When you are being cute and you don’t know something: “I dunny!”
形容一个人在扮傻白甜？
Lara (US): A wizard. An idiot? Dunce?
一种称呼，形容巫师？傻叉？蠢蛋？
Actual meaning: Slang for toilet, e.g., “Where’s the dunny, I’m bustin’ for a poo?”
正确答案：是厕所的全新说法啦！例句：哪里有厕所，人家想便便哦。

第三轮全民大猜想：MAGGOT

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Sarah (Canada): I knew Australia has terrifying animals but maggots too? I’m praying for you all.
澳洲大陆另一种奇形怪状的野生动物？
Lara (US): A grandma!
对奶奶的称呼？
Sami (US): Something really gross.
形容什么很恶心的东西吧？
Jarett (US): A derogatory term for someone you hate.
你对内心诅咒对象的称呼？
Actual meaning: Extremely drunk, e.g., “I was so farkin maggot last night I pissed myself, aye.”
正确答案：形容烂醉如泥。例句：昨天晚上小爷烂醉到失禁……（也太夸张了吧。）

第四轮全民大猜想：ARVO

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Sarah (Canada): Afternoon.
指下午？
Maggy (UK): Like aggro but softer - “man I’m feeling really arvo right now.” A soft form of aggression.
跟上面那个喝醉的意思差不多，但是没那么严重吧？
Sami (US): Is this like a car?
是一种汽车吗？
Kate (US): You are kidding with this.
你一定是在开玩笑。
Actual meaning: Afternoon, e.g., “Can you come in for a job interview tomorrow arvo?”
正确答案：下午的意思。例句：你方便明天下午来面试吗？

第五轮全民大猜想：FAIR DINKUM

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Elaina (US): Sounds good, mate.
念起来挺顺口啊亲。
Juliana (Brazil): It’s a Australian expression for when you get a good deal after this serious negotiation. Then you can shake hands.
对于澳洲人在针锋相对的谈判之后赢得了很好的结果握手时的说法？
Maggy (UK): A really longwinded way of saying LOL.
澳洲版撸啊撸？
Alexandra (US): Nice ass. ;)
漂亮的臀形？
Actual meaning: Genuine or true.
正确答案：形容真实的。